Theater seats...circa 1950 - $75

theAd>>Theater seats from church, re-upholstered... restored... ready for rec. or TV room......all steel w/hardwood....great condition unique find.Should be used on hard floor surface. $75.00

Nothing makes me want to sit back and relax more than steel and hard wood. I would agree that the should go on hard floor so that the floor does not seem more comfortable......pass the popcorn.

These in front of a tv equals creepy date. These two little seats in front of a theater screen equals pathetic.

Vanmark's handcrafted collection Legends of lore Sir Tristen Knight - $25

theAd>>Vanmark's handcrafted collection Legends of lore Sir Tristen Knight of Telispar is the bravest and most decorated knight in the order of calere in original box with certificate of authenticity for only $25.00

I found this listed in my new favorite category...collectibles. We could rename the category "useless." Generally anything with an actual function will fit in another category. Let's face it...the category "household" is really broad! If it doesn't fit there, then it is a really turd. This bring me to my other point. ANYTHING is collectible...A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G!


Try this. Walk down the street for a few blocks and pick up every piece of dog crap you find.

Go ahead, I'll wait. Okay good, you're back.

So now here is the big surprise. You are a collector!!!!

You have a totally unique collection..each piece is "one of a kind"! Without much difficulty, I am sure you could get a certificate of authenticity.

Am I implying that Sir Weirdotard of the Dumbasslands is a piece of crap...uh yeah. But the real message is this.

Dear Seller,

Get a real boyfriend. He won't be a a knight in shining armor, but he also won't be made of resin and bought off of QVC .

He will like you too. You won't be made of latex and you will have real features, not just "realistic" ones.

I think if you both lower those expectations just a hair [okay maybe quite a bit more....a little more...that should do it!] you might just live happily ever after.

Note. If the seller here is a guy. weekly marathon D&D is NOT a social life.

IKEA glass shelf - very unique and versatile - $100

theAd>> This shelf has a million uses. I had it in my bathroom/dressing area with pictures and towels and knick knacks. It is currently in my dining room with glassware and fine things displayed. It is darling and unique with the interesting scrollwork on either end. It is 71" x 10 1/2" x36" with five glass shelves. It is brand new looking.


VERY Unique!

I would think this would work well in my low gravity vacation moon base.

dishes, collectables, household items, etc. $15 Takes Al

theAd>>I just can't wait for spring to have a sale, but I need more room, so for one price here ya go.

Just To name A Few Things:

Glass plates and little saucers
White bowl stamped Italy on back
Plate that is Syracuse China
Vintage frosted etched wheat ceiling light cover
a doll that has name Hantverk on the bottom
Brand new out of box hot lather dispenser machine from J.C. Penny
Brand new non stick BBQ set
Very unique wooden puzzle nativity scene
Flintridge china tea cup
and much much more......
$15.00

I do not know where to begin.

Is this like some sort of "first step" for hoarders? I bet it is some sort of "willing to get rid of it" test. Well you found the loop hole! Make your crap look soooo unappealing that nobody wants it

First, You do NOT need more space! You are nowhere near responsible enough to handle it. You DO need more discerning taste.

I will give you 15 bucks if you promise to buy a trash can AND use it.

So here is my WTF in no particular order.

1. Does that little puffy doll have horns...creepy.

2. Empty spice jars are trash, since when you buy more spices it will come in a jar.. this is a vicious cycle that will get you the title of "the spice jar lady" in the headlines announcing that you have been discovered under a pile of them. It's very tragic. Take them to the trash now, for safety sake.

3. I don't know why but used carpet freshener is gross. And really, how much can be left. Go sprinkle and vacuum and move on with your life.

4. What's in the zippy bag? Is that ham?

5. No matter how fancy the lidded jar was, once you only have the lid...it's trash.

6. Where are the cups that go with the Corelle saucers? Did you break them? I thought that stuff was unbreakable. Whatever. I know you are saying "Someone could use these as votive candle plates" [admit it] But just because they could, does not mean they should.....trash.

7. How much for the little bit of ikea twine....trash.

8. I WANT my food to stick to my BBQ utensils.

9. Gold fluffy pasties are neat.

10. WTF

TIKI-MAN End Tables with Glass Tops (2) - $75

theAd>>These two Polynesian TIKI-MAN End Tables have circular Glass Tops and the Tiki-Man Statues for their base.

Tikis= Tall, proud, god-like carvings that are used to mark the boundaries of sacred places.

These End Tables= Degrading representations of an indigenous people that the Europeans nearly eradicated with desease and cultural oppression that mark the boundaries of your sofa.

Just wanted to clarify that.

Sofabed - $300

theAd>>Sofabed - $300.00 OBO. Call Tony for appt

So Tony, based on the subject line AND the description, this is a......sofabed. You may want to include a little more detail.....and a little less underwear. Unless the two pieces on the back of the sofabed are included. Then, that would explain why you didn't expend the 3 seconds it would have taken to walk all the way over there and move them.

HIGHT FASHION LEAVING ROOM FURNITURE

I thought that maybe looking at the furniture I would help understand better what a "Leaving Room" is for.

DEPRESSION GLASS PITCHERS~LOW PRICES~Look!

theAd>>I HAVE MANY PIECES OF DEPRESSION GLASS. (PICTURED ARE JUST A FEW OF THE MANY PIECES I HAVE AVAILABLE)

These pitchers would be ideal for Holiday Egg Nog!

The economy is so bad people are having to sell their depression glass....oh irony.

But seriously, who does not want their nog to look green?

bad ass ink tattoo services for trade

theAd>> If you want someone to cater to the creative and unique side of your tattoo along with hospital quality sterilization contact me. Do you care about the quality of the work that is going on you? Do you feel that the tattoo artist should be able to draw your tattoo thus showing the skills necessary to tattoo it. Do you believe that when you are going to someone to have them put a design on your body for life that they treat you with respect and have the skills to complete the job.....? well so do I.
I believe that getting a unique custom tattoo that speaks for you and has personal meaning is worth the time and money that goes into your award winning artwork

What I am looking for..../..../..../
HP pivillion dv9000 17 inch laptop
macbook pro 15 or 17 inch laptop (intel core Duo processor)
22 or 24 inch rims for a 2004 ford truck
17 inch or larger wall mount computer monitor with tv hook up.
a real nice bedroom set or/and a nice armwore

t-shirts made from my design. business cards

canon rebel XTi rebel camera with lenses.
Large plasme TV
wedding or enguagement rings GOLD with reciept

golf cart

apple cinema display 20 or 23 inch
flat screen for wall to play movies or large flat screen TV

desert eagle or 50, 45,40 cal hand gun

When you see a guy, in a golf cart, with his fiance', brandishing a gun DO NOT stop to ask him how he feels about the art of tattooing. Cause this guy will not shut UP! Sure having all three of your legs covered in Templar Knights says a little something about you. I just don't know what.

Oh and how many TV and computers do you need? I guess you'll an extra want to watch from the "real nice" bedroom set with your "Armwore" [BTW, I find that term degrading]

NEW Peach Wall Wicker BASKET Accent Decoration * Silk Flowers * - $4

theAd>> New Summer Peach Wall Wicker Basket Decoration with Peach Silk Flowers, Peach Ribbon around Wicker Handle, Dried Flowers inside Wicker Basket, Ivory Lace Bows. I bought New & didn't use; you just hang anywhere on a wall to brighten up the room as a accent piece. Measures Width 12", Length 14".

keywords>> Beach, Picture, Painting, Home Accent, Scented Candles, Holder, Metal, Chrome, Stainless, Hanging Basket, Wedding Present, Bridesmaid, Gift, Figurine, Doll

NEW? Someone is still producing these? Peach and Ivory, huh? I see them poised for a comeback. After reading the list of ingredients it appears that this basket is biodegradable and safe to throw away. hint, hint.

Please do not do as the keywords suggest and use this as a wedding gift.

Set of 2 Bar Stools, Beautiful Brown Velvet, UPHOLTERY

TheAd >>WHAT A DEAL! 2 stools for 50.00! They are elegant and super comfortable! STURDY Or as i should say 50.00 for them 2

First, UPHOLTERY?

Second, I don't understand the second line. [Or as i should...] Is it some sort of play on the English Language that I not clever enough to get?

I would love to hand out some high brow humor about this ad. I could argue the elegant claim.

But really here is what I think.

It makes me laugh when things are brown, ugly and called stools. Hehe, stools!

ARMED FLOOR LAMP (NEW)

TheAd>> armed floor lamp (brand new) $80

I was so disappointed to find out that there were was no ammunition involved at all. If I want a lamp that is armed, I want it to be armed and dangerous!

Oh, and new is defined as unused, NOT plugged in behind the couch for God knows how long!

Awful Meaty!

when will all the awful faux finishing end?

and where... the exterior of this new restaurant

looks like rancid meat.

So Right. A building should always look like nice fresh meat! Like the delicious Ground Beef Shag of our Proud Masthead!

When will people learn. So sad and awful bad!