Theater seats...circa 1950 - $75

theAd>>Theater seats from church, re-upholstered... restored... ready for rec. or TV room......all steel w/hardwood....great condition unique find.Should be used on hard floor surface. $75.00

Nothing makes me want to sit back and relax more than steel and hard wood. I would agree that the should go on hard floor so that the floor does not seem more comfortable......pass the popcorn.

These in front of a tv equals creepy date. These two little seats in front of a theater screen equals pathetic.

WALL PLAQUE, Ten Commandments... - $14

the Ad>>Wall Plaque of the Ten Commandments. Beautiful piece of art display for any wall. Measures 12"X 18". I have two and letting one of them go. $14.00 dollars.


After some extensive research I discovered that "thou shalt not lie" is not a commandment...it's not even a suggestion. So you are totally in the clear calling this a "Beautiful piece of art".

However-Commandment #2: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Bummer, dude! This carving violates the rules. Oh cruel irony.

KITTY CAT WRAPPING PAPER

theAd>>Pink Kitty Cat Wrapping Paper 49.8 sq ft
Pink Kitty Cat Tissue Paper 100.2 sq ft
Pink Kitty Cat Cards with envelope 12 pack

This is brand new in wrapper still.
$7 for all of it.

Who wraps a cat? Seems like enough paper to wrap a few cats. Oh but I hate when you run out of paper before you make it all the way around the cat.

Now envelopes seem convenient! Complete with cards. Nothing says thank you or happy birthday like getting cat!

As for tissue paper....make your cat learn to use the litter box. Don't let him tell you he can't. And there should be no need for tissue paper.

BTW, If a photo is less accurately descriptive than no photo, or a stick drawing or a random picture of something else then leave it out. I have photos of my kids and my car that look more like kitty cat paper than your photo.

One Step Ahead Giant Bath Mat - $10

theAd>>Long tub mat. Approx. 39 1/2"L x 16"W. Slightly used. Washed and cleaned. It did work great for us until we got new tubs with the non-skid built in. This is from a pet and smoke free home.

Okay, used bath mats are gross, gross, gross. They should never be resold. And....unless your dog or cat smokes in the bathtub, nobody cares about your smoke free pet-less lifestyle. It just sounds sad.

You know what really is gross? The bathmats that fit around the toilet. Really, WTF? If every one started calling them "urine sop-ups" from now on do you think they would still sell?

Any SpongeBob Lovers!!!!!! - $30

Nope.

CHEST FREEZER - $75

the Ad>>NICE CLEAN RACKS CALL GEORGE


I am confused how freezing your chest produces nice clean racks. I just use the old soap and water. Maybe a washcloth. Ulta brand verbena body wash is nice....I never freeze my way to clean boobs.

Diaper Cakes

theAd>> At Diaper Designs we create adorable and unique diaper cakes for your next baby event! What is a diaper cake? Only the hottest new trend in baby shower gifts and centerpieces! A diaper cake is a tower of individually rolled disposable diapers arranged to look like a cake. The cake is then decorated with ribbon, flowers and other items. Baby products can also be hidden inside or attached to the outside, depending on the style of cake you select. Everything on the cake is 100% usable, including the diapers! Choose from one of our 3 or 4 tier cakes for an impressive centerpiece, or one of our 2 tier mini cakes to take as a gift to the hospital. We have a variety of designs available, or special orders can be made upon request.

Two great tastes that go great together! Cake and diapers! Why didn't I think if this?

HMMM, special order....You know, my 89 year old Great Aunt's Birthday is just around the corner.