CHEST FREEZER - $75

the Ad>>NICE CLEAN RACKS CALL GEORGE


I am confused how freezing your chest produces nice clean racks. I just use the old soap and water. Maybe a washcloth. Ulta brand verbena body wash is nice....I never freeze my way to clean boobs.

dishes, collectables, household items, etc. $15 Takes Al

theAd>>I just can't wait for spring to have a sale, but I need more room, so for one price here ya go.

Just To name A Few Things:

Glass plates and little saucers
White bowl stamped Italy on back
Plate that is Syracuse China
Vintage frosted etched wheat ceiling light cover
a doll that has name Hantverk on the bottom
Brand new out of box hot lather dispenser machine from J.C. Penny
Brand new non stick BBQ set
Very unique wooden puzzle nativity scene
Flintridge china tea cup
and much much more......
$15.00

I do not know where to begin.

Is this like some sort of "first step" for hoarders? I bet it is some sort of "willing to get rid of it" test. Well you found the loop hole! Make your crap look soooo unappealing that nobody wants it

First, You do NOT need more space! You are nowhere near responsible enough to handle it. You DO need more discerning taste.

I will give you 15 bucks if you promise to buy a trash can AND use it.

So here is my WTF in no particular order.

1. Does that little puffy doll have horns...creepy.

2. Empty spice jars are trash, since when you buy more spices it will come in a jar.. this is a vicious cycle that will get you the title of "the spice jar lady" in the headlines announcing that you have been discovered under a pile of them. It's very tragic. Take them to the trash now, for safety sake.

3. I don't know why but used carpet freshener is gross. And really, how much can be left. Go sprinkle and vacuum and move on with your life.

4. What's in the zippy bag? Is that ham?

5. No matter how fancy the lidded jar was, once you only have the lid...it's trash.

6. Where are the cups that go with the Corelle saucers? Did you break them? I thought that stuff was unbreakable. Whatever. I know you are saying "Someone could use these as votive candle plates" [admit it] But just because they could, does not mean they should.....trash.

7. How much for the little bit of ikea twine....trash.

8. I WANT my food to stick to my BBQ utensils.

9. Gold fluffy pasties are neat.

10. WTF

Bring me a Wii - $300

theAd>>If you can bring me a Wii by the end of the Steelers/Ravens game I will pay you. I'm way too drunk to drive to Target and buy it myself. I will pay $300 for a new one and $250 for a used one. I don't need any games other than bowling because the rest of the games are stupid. Email me back yo!!!!
Stupid. Yeah..rolling an imaginary ball down a lane to knock down fake pins is smart. Doing it drunk is brilliant!

Fabric Box- Hard to explain...See pic! - $5

theAd>>$5 cash pick up only! Pictures don't do it justice!!

OOOOOOOH! If you had explained that it comes with a thumb!

And bad pictures don't do anything justice.

Shopping Cart, Broiler

theAd>>Broiler (17in long x 9 in wide 7in tall) - $20

Push shopping cart - $20

This does not seem like a complete "Shopping Cart Broiler" It does not seem to include the necessary bungie cord to attach the Broiler to the Shopping Cart but it does have the long, long extension cord that you would need to appreciate the mobility that a good S.C.B. will offer.

Ve-r-r-r-r-r-y Interesting Gift - $5 (from Outer Space?)

theAd>>This is a completely new idea to replace or supplement a birthday or greeting card. Developed at Princeton University by Nobel prize-winning physicist Richard Feynman. We call it the Amazing UFO(Unidentified Folding Object)GENIUS STIMULATOR. Two(2) 6"x15" easy-fold cardboard models per package: one rainbow PLUS one color-it-yourself that fold into 6" rings which miraculously rotate inside out and defy logic. $4.99 per package(plus $1 shipping). Remember the joy of coloring?


I can only imagine the joy on the young faces of my nieces and nephews when I "supplement" their cards with a genius stimulator rather than that same old $2o. I am sure they will call me some Ve-r-r-r-r-r-y Interesting names.

Oh, and Richard Feynman died in 1988 so I am not sure how new this idea is. He did help work on the atomic bomb, an unidentified falling object.

chair - $2

theAd>>I have owned it for a year and half.

Where does the time go?

HOMOEROTIC BRONZE SCULPTURE

theAd>> Title: "DRAW" signed and numbered by artist: WIM GRIFFITH

Bronze on marble base
Height: 25.5"

If this hunky, hairy-chested cowboy doesn't kill you with his fast draw, he'll kill you with his good looks. You may think you can beat him, but watch out, for this maverick spends every spare minute practicing in front of the mirror, just as he has been captured in this unique bronze (ONLY 1 CASTING).

With his feet are planted firmly beneath him, his hand is poised over the grip of his Peacemaker Colt 45 with an eight-inch barrel. His eyes are determined; his jaw is set. You might as well surrender and give him what he wants. If you wait until this leather pounder says, "Draw!" it will be too late.

"DRAW!" Sorry, greenhorn, too late.

Um .... I am speechless.

Rare Iraqi Freedom Sock - $10

One of a kind holey sock worn by Iraqi Freedom veteran. Been in multiple locations including: Iraq, Kuwait, Qatar, Egypt, Mozambique, Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, and Texas. I saw barrack Obama with this sock! Back when he was running for president! (Beat that!)

You could have made my day by having said "beat that, darn it!" Cause I want to do both!
If you are having trouble keeping you sock up check out THIS

And yeah, wow "Texas" that's BIG.

From our very own Debogast!

1950 PHOTO PONY - $2500

theAd>>I have for sale a 1950 Pony that was used for photos. It is approx 4 ft tall and it is ONE OF A KIND. Call me for an appointment, Jim

Jim you left out a few important details, like it's the creepiest freaking thing EVER!

"MOMMY, I WANT A PONY!"
"I know Jimmy, but mommy has a pony allergy"
I don't CARE, I WANT A PONY!"
Ok Jimmy, Mommy found you a pony. [REEEET REEEET REEEET]

MTB Ballistic Titanium Stem - $75

theAd>> This Ballistic Titanium Stem is really light.

It weighs less than 114 grams!

Specs:
1 1/8" [Standard Measurement]
110mm [Metric Measurement]
0 deg [Complete Nonsense Measurement]

The bolt heads look ugly, but they are not stripped

Once again, I have NO idea what this is! Why would you say "less than 114 grams"? Why not say it is 110 or 113 grams? How many grams is it? Is that light? Hard for me to say since I don't know what it is for.

OBAMA FACE METEORITE FROM IRAN - $100000

theAD>>PLEASE SEE LINK BELOW ON HOW TO SEE AND PURCHASE RARE BARACK OBAMA FACE METEORITE:

I actually don't know what to say....except WTF?

ATTENTION!! ------priceless collectables!!!______ - $10000

theAd>> here's a powerpoint
what im selling:

-pebbles(polished)=5-100 dollars

-pencils (many sizes,one from 1996!)=5-100 dollars

-rare pennies (one from 1909, one from 1943 and its silver!!) 1-5 dollars

-voodoo/black magic clock!!! (it is really haunted!) -20 dollars

-fart jar collection

You know, I used to think that priceless and worthless meant the same thing too.....they don't

If you have to leave out one picture why, oh why the fart jars?

Found by the amazing debogast

paper money - $1

theAd>>
$1 - 1935F $2 - 1963, 1976 x 11 $20 - 1969, 1963A $50 - 1963A x 2

Sure, I will give you a dollar. I might even give you 373 of them. At that rate I could just go to the bank and get $373 and keep it.

Now, throw in that sweet plywood display table and we got a deal!


Found by the amazing Debogast

LARGE ADULT DIAPERS - $15

theAd>> I HAVE A BOX FULL OF LARGE ADULT DIAPERS ASKIN 15.00 FOR A PACK OF 10 OR 12 DIAPERS NEEDS TO GO...

You did not say "NEEDS TO GO...."!

Collectible Dolls For Sale! - $50

theAd>> I have nine collectible dolls for sale that were my mothers, but have been passed down to me. These dolls sell for hundreds of dollars originally and each one is know to go up in price considerably.

I don't know about you but I would be straight up bitter if my mom left me a pile of creepy ass dolls instead of money. If they sold for hundreds originally and are known to go up in value....why are you selling them for a fitty?

Although, I guess, compared to the current situation in the stock market these are not doing badly. Maybe if I get all 9 and they "go up in price" as they are "known" to do I may be able to retire some day. More than I can say for my 401k, yeah okay, I'll take them.

Strange metal frame good for shipping something - $10

theAd>> I have this metal frame on a palette. It was for when something was shipped to me. So it would be good if you want to ship something across the country and wanted it protected.

Its about 2 feet by 3 feet by 3 feet tall. The frame is metal.

Something? What something. Just tell us what you used it for. I know I would feel better.

95 Toyota 4Runner - $3350

theAd>> Great condt, 2 wheel drive, power windows, door locks, mirrors, 160k

First, Craig provide enough space to avoid that particular abbreviation of the word condition.

Second, WTF...THAT'S A CHAIR! No doors hence no locks [power or other wise] No wheels ergo no 2 OR 4 wheel drive.

Having noted all this I will say it does appear to be in Great condt.

Sent in by theAceHole

**70 RESTO DRUID AND 70 HUNTER** - $599

TheAd>> 2 70s for sale. Both Horde. PvP server low pop. Server Transfer is up.

Resto Druid (points were reset after patch havent been used yet)All epics over 1700+ to heals mostly pvp gear. Epic Mount. Over 10k unused honor and lots of unused arena points.

Troll Hunter. (points havent been used) All epics except pants, Enchanting is mid 300's. Again Mostly pvp unused honor and arena points.

The resto druid is worth more than 600 alone, if played right almost impossible to kill great heals! Hunter does very well for pvp. Cash only no checks. Meet in person transaction in person, im not shady so I expect the same from you, if we set up a meet i will log in for you to inspect the characters, no armory info will be given out, sorry. And remember.....
FOR THE HORDE!


What is this? It sounds like you get a lot of something for $599. But WHAT!?