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Unique Ship's Wheel Wine Rack - $65

2010-02-08T21:12:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Very unique Nautical Collector's wine rack. Ship's Wheel, 26-1/2" tip to tip, 19" inside diameter,, 5-1/4" wide, holds 8 wine bottles

Do not drink and drive....not even boats. Or maybe don't store your wine in the wheel.

Princess Diana Knife - $25

2009-12-08T22:09:00.001-08:00

theAd>>England's Rose, Princess Diana Knife.
A gift from my grandmother in England.
Still in the original box.

excellent condition

Make a great gift

Well I am sure it is in excellent condition. What, are you going to wear it out...from use....when would you use this and for what? Throw it in the fishing kit, mmmm, no. I would think you would want to save this for your formal knifing needs and since there is no such thing......I am sure it is in pristine condition.

And what makes this a Princess Diana Knife? Does it resemble Diana? Is this the kind of blade Diana carried? Is it okay to blame your grandmum for your dumb post? [That last question was more of a judgment than a question in case you did not catch the subtlety].

Just in time for christmas! - $1500

2009-12-08T21:52:00.000-08:00

theAd>>2007 Sportsman 90 green, excellent condition, low hours
Will make someone a great x-mas gift!
Won't last long

Wow that IS a great gift! I would love to get $1500 for Christmas. "Sportsman Green" Is that what the kids are calling it? I prefer dough, moolah, rhino, spondulicks and debloons, but whatever you call it, I really like cash. I honestly do not care how many hours my green has been used or what year it was minted. One thing is for sure...if you give me 1500 bucks....it won't last long.

WaMu Action Teller! - $40

2009-12-01T21:56:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Brand new, never personally opened.

This WaMu teller doll will revive all of your old Washington Mutual banking memories. The bank is no more, but the memories will live on through this superb action figure!

Great gift for someone who has worked at the bank that was responsible for the greatest financial collapse in the history of humankind!

Word to that. We have all heard our share of reason why the global economy is in the poopy bowl. I never really felt like I understood. All of the confusing jargon....sub-prime mortgages, TARP, Bankruptcy, fiscal irresponsibility, money.......What a relief to know that it was dolls. Dolls and bad choices brought them down [who can't say that about thier own lives though....right...hmmm...right?]

I am not clear if they produced these to sell or give away.

I can't decide which is the worse fiscal idea, making a doll to sell ....that will never sell or making a doll to give away free. They both loose money and now my ATM no longer engages in witty banter. [who doesn't miss that?]

Here is what is a GREAT idea. The placement of the "look whats inside" arrow. Teller is packin' some heat! "Ready for action" is right!

Chaulk Box - $30

2009-12-01T21:47:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Hand carved carpenters chaulk box. don't know how old or where it came from. Great gift $30.00

Is it a caulk or a chalk box? I can't make either of those make sense to me. Is chaulk something else? Is "carpenter" code for something sexually related like "bear" or "chicken hawk"? [go look it up, I'll wait....yeah see what I'm drivin at?]

Honestly, where it came from and how old it is are the LEAST of my questions.

WOLVERINE TYPE CLAWS!!!!!!! GREAT XMAS GIFT!!!!$25 - $25

2009-12-01T21:31:00.000-08:00

Well it is that time of year again...the special posts where we explore the stupid ass crap the people think makes a "GREAT GIFT"

Our first selection.

theAd>>i have a set of tom anderson pantera claws. these are in excellent condition!!!! and it comes with a wonderful wall mount back piece to hang them up. it is a brass knuckle type set up with 3 blades kind of like wolverine. THESE ARE VERY SHARP! great for any cutlery collector. I have the box for them also. I AM ONLY ASKING $25! if interested please call mike

Mike, if you know someone that would like these, I think it is a safe bet that they are no way near mature enough to own them. Just because your mom came down to the basement where you live and found them, reminded you that this violated your parole and made you get rid of them does not mean you should put someone else in this same position.

Now do like your mama said and "throw those pieces of sh#@ out"

Who the f#*% is tom anderson pantera?...like the horrible hair band? Or the founder of MySpace? I feel confused. never mind, forget I asked.

Antique pitch fork - $100

2009-12-01T21:14:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Decorative pitch fork has a beautiful patina. It measures 68.5"h x17" wide across top. At the base of the fork is a tightly stitched leather strip. Strong enough to pitch your hay with or just use as an attractive country wall decoration.

I think this is what is missing at all of those "No Public Health Care" rallies! Sure you can call people Hitler or insist this is a plot for the government to take control, but those are reasonable arguments...and who hears reason? No sirree, shakin a pitchfork at a rally.......that's the kind of crazy that politicians listen to [by listen to I mean fear]

Sheesh...watch an old movie once in a while.

Oh what? that was Frankenstein's monster, not a publicly elected official? Obvious mistake.

Theater seats...circa 1950 - $75

2009-11-21T15:27:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Theater seats from church, re-upholstered... restored... ready for rec. or TV room......all steel w/hardwood....great condition unique find.Should be used on hard floor surface. $75.00

Nothing makes me want to sit back and relax more than steel and hard wood. I would agree that the should go on hard floor so that the floor does not seem more comfortable......pass the popcorn.

These in front of a tv equals creepy date. These two little seats in front of a theater screen equals pathetic.

WALL PLAQUE, Ten Commandments... - $14

2009-08-12T21:29:00.000-07:00

the Ad>>Wall Plaque of the Ten Commandments. Beautiful piece of art display for any wall. Measures 12"X 18". I have two and letting one of them go. $14.00 dollars.

After some extensive research I discovered that "thou shalt not lie" is not a commandment...it's not even a suggestion. So you are totally in the clear calling this a "Beautiful piece of art".

However-Commandment #2: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Bummer, dude! This carving violates the rules. Oh cruel irony.

KITTY CAT WRAPPING PAPER

2009-08-12T21:13:00.000-07:00

theAd>>Pink Kitty Cat Wrapping Paper 49.8 sq ft
Pink Kitty Cat Tissue Paper 100.2 sq ft
Pink Kitty Cat Cards with envelope 12 pack

This is brand new in wrapper still.
$7 for all of it.

Who wraps a cat? Seems like enough paper to wrap a few cats. Oh but I hate when you run out of paper before you make it all the way around the cat.

Now envelopes seem convenient! Complete with cards. Nothing says thank you or happy birthday like getting cat!

As for tissue paper....make your cat learn to use the litter box. Don't let him tell you he can't. And there should be no need for tissue paper.

BTW, If a photo is less accurately descriptive than no photo, or a stick drawing or a random picture of something else then leave it out. I have photos of my kids and my car that look more like kitty cat paper than your photo.

One Step Ahead Giant Bath Mat - $10

2009-07-27T21:39:00.000-07:00

theAd>>Long tub mat. Approx. 39 1/2"L x 16"W. Slightly used. Washed and cleaned. It did work great for us until we got new tubs with the non-skid built in. This is from a pet and smoke free home.

Okay, used bath mats are gross, gross, gross. They should never be resold. And....unless your dog or cat smokes in the bathtub, nobody cares about your smoke free pet-less lifestyle. It just sounds sad.

You know what really is gross? The bathmats that fit around the toilet. Really, WTF? If every one started calling them "urine sop-ups" from now on do you think they would still sell?

Any SpongeBob Lovers!!!!!! - $30

2009-07-27T21:19:00.000-07:00

Nope.

CHEST FREEZER - $75

2009-07-27T21:07:00.000-07:00

the Ad>>NICE CLEAN RACKS CALL GEORGE

I am confused how freezing your chest produces nice clean racks. I just use the old soap and water. Maybe a washcloth. Ulta brand verbena body wash is nice....I never freeze my way to clean boobs.

Diaper Cakes

2009-05-09T09:04:00.000-07:00

theAd>> At Diaper Designs we create adorable and unique diaper cakes for your next baby event! What is a diaper cake? Only the hottest new trend in baby shower gifts and centerpieces! A diaper cake is a tower of individually rolled disposable diapers arranged to look like a cake. The cake is then decorated with ribbon, flowers and other items. Baby products can also be hidden inside or attached to the outside, depending on the style of cake you select. Everything on the cake is 100% usable, including the diapers! Choose from one of our 3 or 4 tier cakes for an impressive centerpiece, or one of our 2 tier mini cakes to take as a gift to the hospital. We have a variety of designs available, or special orders can be made upon request.

Two great tastes that go great together! Cake and diapers! Why didn't I think if this?

HMMM, special order....You know, my 89 year old Great Aunt's Birthday is just around the corner.

easter statue - $25

2009-03-01T17:06:00.001-08:00

theAd>> new easter staute$25.

Two things that bug me are lack of details and inaccuracy in an ad.

This ad has a lovely blend of each!

First, the discription is a whopping ONE word longer than the subject.

AND....That word is wrong. It is not new. It is being sold by someone who bought it. It can be like new or never used [how does one use an Easter Statue..really?] but once sold it is no longer new.

We do not how ever know how big it is or what it is made of. We do know one thing for sure..this thing is M..... f'in CREEPY. Big headed children with eyes rolling back in their sockets brings no joy to any holiday. SO I guess we really know all we need to after all. Thanks

Vanmark's handcrafted collection Legends of lore Sir Tristen Knight - $25

2009-02-27T22:11:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Vanmark's handcrafted collection Legends of lore Sir Tristen Knight of Telispar is the bravest and most decorated knight in the order of calere in original box with certificate of authenticity for only $25.00

I found this listed in my new favorite category...collectibles. We could rename the category "useless." Generally anything with an actual function will fit in another category. Let's face it...the category "household" is really broad! If it doesn't fit there, then it is a really turd. This bring me to my other point. ANYTHING is collectible...A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G!

Try this. Walk down the street for a few blocks and pick up every piece of dog crap you find.

Go ahead, I'll wait. Okay good, you're back.

So now here is the big surprise. You are a collector!!!!

You have a totally unique collection..each piece is "one of a kind"! Without much difficulty, I am sure you could get a certificate of authenticity.

Am I implying that Sir Weirdotard of the Dumbasslands is a piece of crap...uh yeah. But the real message is this.

Dear Seller,

Get a real boyfriend. He won't be a a knight in shining armor, but he also won't be made of resin and bought off of QVC .

He will like you too. You won't be made of latex and you will have real features, not just "realistic" ones.

I think if you both lower those expectations just a hair [okay maybe quite a bit more....a little more...that should do it!] you might just live happily ever after.

Note. If the seller here is a guy. weekly marathon D&D is NOT a social life.

IKEA glass shelf - very unique and versatile - $100

2009-02-04T10:57:00.000-08:00

theAd>> This shelf has a million uses. I had it in my bathroom/dressing area with pictures and towels and knick knacks. It is currently in my dining room with glassware and fine things displayed. It is darling and unique with the interesting scrollwork on either end. It is 71" x 10 1/2" x36" with five glass shelves. It is brand new looking.

VERY Unique!

I would think this would work well in my low gravity vacation moon base.

dishes, collectables, household items, etc. $15 Takes Al

2009-01-30T08:14:00.000-08:00

theAd>>I just can't wait for spring to have a sale, but I need more room, so for one price here ya go.

Just To name A Few Things:

Glass plates and little saucers
White bowl stamped Italy on back
Plate that is Syracuse China
Vintage frosted etched wheat ceiling light cover
a doll that has name Hantverk on the bottom
Brand new out of box hot lather dispenser machine from J.C. Penny
Brand new non stick BBQ set
Very unique wooden puzzle nativity scene
Flintridge china tea cup
and much much more......
$15.00

I do not know where to begin.

Is this like some sort of "first step" for hoarders? I bet it is some sort of "willing to get rid of it" test. Well you found the loop hole! Make your crap look soooo unappealing that nobody wants it

First, You do NOT need more space! You are nowhere near responsible enough to handle it. You DO need more discerning taste.

I will give you 15 bucks if you promise to buy a trash can AND use it.

So here is my WTF in no particular order.

1. Does that little puffy doll have horns...creepy.

2. Empty spice jars are trash, since when you buy more spices it will come in a jar.. this is a vicious cycle that will get you the title of "the spice jar lady" in the headlines announcing that you have been discovered under a pile of them. It's very tragic. Take them to the trash now, for safety sake.

3. I don't know why but used carpet freshener is gross. And really, how much can be left. Go sprinkle and vacuum and move on with your life.

4. What's in the zippy bag? Is that ham?

5. No matter how fancy the lidded jar was, once you only have the lid...it's trash.

6. Where are the cups that go with the Corelle saucers? Did you break them? I thought that stuff was unbreakable. Whatever. I know you are saying "Someone could use these as votive candle plates" [admit it] But just because they could, does not mean they should.....trash.

7. How much for the little bit of ikea twine....trash.

8. I WANT my food to stick to my BBQ utensils.

9. Gold fluffy pasties are neat.

10. WTF

BIDEN ....VP Air Force Two Beer Glasses Case of 24 New Obama - $120

2009-01-23T07:18:00.000-08:00

theAd>>For sale: (1) One Case of (24) Twenty Four (16 oz.)Beer Glasses...... Vice President of the United States...... Air Force Two....Vice President of the United States..... Seal and Picture are deep satin etched into the glass..... Restaurant / Bar quality 16 oz. clear beer glass...... Dishwasher / Microwave safe..... Etched glass will last the life of the glass.....

I am always wondering who buys all of that presidential crap. Well now it seems down right logical compared to VICE-Presidential crap.

Plus, I had no idea his plane was Air Force 2. [Anything called #2 makes me laugh, I am just that mature]

So lets do the math. 1 [case] + 24 [glasses] x 16 [ozs] - 2 [ plane name] = $120 fickin dollars!

Really.., Worth every penny. Each beer will seem like you are right there...havin a brewsky with the Joe-ster. I know it's my dream.

Biden seems like a PBR guy, right?

Bring me a Wii - $300

2009-01-18T18:22:00.000-08:00

theAd>>If you can bring me a Wii by the end of the Steelers/Ravens game I will pay you. I'm way too drunk to drive to Target and buy it myself. I will pay $300 for a new one and $250 for a used one. I don't need any games other than bowling because the rest of the games are stupid. Email me back yo!!!!

Stupid. Yeah..rolling an imaginary ball down a lane to knock down fake pins is smart. Doing it drunk is brilliant!

Ladies pinky ring 14k white gold - $300

2009-01-09T21:43:00.001-08:00

theAd>>Unique old fashioned ring with marquise shape, 3 single cut diamonds. Appraised for $799 asking $300.

Is this specifically a "pinky" ring? I mean, is there something about it that requires it to be wore on the pinky? Cause I think there is no such thing as a "Ladies pinky ring". I think you are making that up. And really, even dude pinky rings are pretty creepy.

So I am going to assume that it would fit other fingers if they were less sausage-like.

None of this matters however since if what I gather from the crappy photo is accurate.....it's kind of ugly...on any finger......right

Original; Red Cross on Canvas - $149

2009-01-07T21:06:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Hello all,

I have an original 4 feet by 4 feet piece of art on canvas. I am selling it for $149.00.

Please email with phone number to make arrangement to see/buy art.

Have a great day.

I feel really confident that this is original. It does not look like the kind thing that has been mass produced because....yeah, well, you have eyes.

The big question is does it represent the the Humanitarian Organization OR the So Cal Punk band from the 80's. [look them up, they were arguably the best punk to come out of Hawthorne!]

TIKI-MAN End Tables with Glass Tops (2) - $75

2009-01-07T20:50:00.000-08:00

theAd>>These two Polynesian TIKI-MAN End Tables have circular Glass Tops and the Tiki-Man Statues for their base.

Tikis= Tall, proud, god-like carvings that are used to mark the boundaries of sacred places.

These End Tables= Degrading representations of an indigenous people that the Europeans nearly eradicated with desease and cultural oppression that mark the boundaries of your sofa.

Just wanted to clarify that.

2 Pelonis Ceramic Disc Heater - $45

2009-01-07T08:18:00.000-08:00

theAd>>have 2 Pelonis Ceramic Disc Furnaces for sale. Both are in good working condition and have the filters in the back. Will sell one for $25.00 or both for $45.00.

Sometimes I wonder to myself...If I actually wanted to burn down my house, make it look like an accident and collect on the insurance...how would I do that? Well, I would have to buy the necessary items from as private party to avoid tracing. HMMM...and I wouldn't want to spend over $50 bucks.....hypothetically.

Oh sorry, I was distracted for a minute.

Any who, get a load of the nasty ass filters on these heaters. Those things look like they could burn your house down. STEER CLEAR!

Sofabed - $300

2009-01-07T07:25:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Sofabed - $300.00 OBO. Call Tony for appt

So Tony, based on the subject line AND the description, this is a......sofabed. You may want to include a little more detail.....and a little less underwear. Unless the two pieces on the back of the sofabed are included. Then, that would explain why you didn't expend the 3 seconds it would have taken to walk all the way over there and move them.

Fabric Box- Hard to explain...See pic! - $5

2009-01-07T07:17:00.000-08:00

theAd>>$5 cash pick up only! Pictures don't do it justice!!

OOOOOOOH! If you had explained that it comes with a thumb!

And bad pictures don't do anything justice.

Large Dream Catcher - $5

2009-01-07T07:09:00.001-08:00

thAd>>For Sale:

Large Dream Catcher

Well what can I say it has feathers and beads.
What you see is what you get.

This is perfect for when you have really big dreams. Dreams that are far to big for one of those wimpy rear view mirror dream catchers.

I am seriously considering this purchase. I think I need to start catching my dreams. Mine keep escaping and when I find them they are shattered.

Shopping Cart, Broiler

2008-12-21T22:14:00.001-08:00

theAd>>Broiler (17in long x 9 in wide 7in tall) - $20

Push shopping cart - $20

This does not seem like a complete "Shopping Cart Broiler" It does not seem to include the necessary bungie cord to attach the Broiler to the Shopping Cart but it does have the long, long extension cord that you would need to appreciate the mobility that a good S.C.B. will offer.

Nice Heavy Black Vase - $10This is a nice heavy Black Vase.

2008-12-21T22:08:00.000-08:00

theAd>>This is a nice heavy Black Vase.

$10

If the in depth description doesn't get you, the lovely photo will. Not only would this make a fine gift it would make a terrific blunt instrument.

HIGHT FASHION LEAVING ROOM FURNITURE

2008-12-21T21:51:00.000-08:00

I thought that maybe looking at the furniture I would help understand better what a "Leaving Room" is for.

DEPRESSION GLASS PITCHERS~LOW PRICES~Look!

2008-12-19T08:19:00.000-08:00

theAd>>I HAVE MANY PIECES OF DEPRESSION GLASS. (PICTURED ARE JUST A FEW OF THE MANY PIECES I HAVE AVAILABLE)

These pitchers would be ideal for Holiday Egg Nog!

The economy is so bad people are having to sell their depression glass....oh irony.

But seriously, who does not want their nog to look green?

Really Need To Sale! IGT Wild Cherry slot machine

2008-12-19T08:11:00.000-08:00

theAd>> IGT Wild Cherry slot machine. Fun for the whole family. Would make a great gift for Christmas. Takes 3 quarters and pays on one line. More models available.

"Fun for the whole family." Look kids! Santa brought us GAMBLING!

Nativity Bake set - $5

2008-12-16T08:53:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Everything you need to bake your own nativity scene. 5.00

That's right, NOTHING says Christmas like the smell of baked Jesus.

Vintage Wood / Coal Cast Iron Cook Stove.

2008-12-16T08:17:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Phillip & Buttorff Mfg. Co. Nashville Tenn. Henry W. Buttorff born 1837 Started the first stove and tinware co. in Nashville Tenn. in 1881 One of the largest concerns in the United States at that time. He ran the business for 36 yrs. I am not sure if a family member took over at that point or if it was sold.Has Two Side Doors and a Rack for Baking pies or Corn Bread. Stands 28" Tall and the Four Burner Top is 25" Wide X 31 1/2" Deep. Has some rust, soot and grease. Needs cleaning and stove black polish.Sold as found. $275.00 CA$H ONLY in person! No Scams. No Shipping! I will help you load it on the back of your pick up Truck. I will list this stove on eBay on 12/21/08 @8pm. if not sold here.So buy it now and bet the rush. This is great for a Shop, Hunting Cabin or as a back up in your Home when the Power goes out.Go Green Cook / Heat at the same time. Those Long Cold Winter Nights are here.

Great Christmas Gift. Maybe for yourself.
Call Pat Now!

Pat, here is the thing. If [as I have always believed] electric appliances are bad gift, then a gift that means you have to chop wood is a TERRIBLE gift. As we all know from SNL, Pat is a gender nuetral name but I am just guessin' you're a dude. And when you say "Those Long Cold Winter Nights are here" It's because you brought this home as a "gift"...riiiiiiiiight.

Ann Taylor Ladies Yellow 100% CASHMERE Sweater sz Large BEST OFFER - $50

2008-12-15T16:29:00.000-08:00

theAd>>This sweater is yellow, size large in excellent condition, only worn ONCE!!
I'm 5'8" and this sweater is a little short on me. It was purchased at Macy's for $100.
I AM OPEN TO ALL REASONABLE OFFERS!!! please inquire
This would make a great christmas gift...

Great! You can give the gift of looking like a fancy Butter Ball. The kind you get at brunch, that's sitting in ice, you pick it up with those little fancy tongs...got the picture in your head? Yeah you want to look like that...right?

Blue Bowtie Piggy Bank 18" tall $50 or best offer

2008-12-15T15:43:00.000-08:00

the Ad>>This cermaic piggy bank was found in my grandmothers attic. Its adorable measuring 18"tall and 9" wide. The blue hat, vest and bowtie make this piggy perfect for any pig collector. The slit for the coins is in the back of the neck and their are 2 holes with caps on the bottom for accessing the money. Would make a great gift! Merry merry oink oink!

You need to march into Grandma's house and put little Lord Fontla-Pig back were you "found" him...Stealing from the elderly is wrong wrong wrong.

I am sure he IS very rare, being from Cermiac, and all. I can't even find it on the map. [used to be part of Russia I think?] But asking $50 for ill-gotten stoneware...well it's highway robbery! Would you take twenty?

Crochet Flower Headbands Interchangable GREAT GIFT! Many style - $5

2008-12-12T22:26:00.000-08:00

theAd>> These are great for the holidays, everyday, or just for fun! I have many different colors to chose from! The flowers are interchangable (clip on) so you can mix and match. They are one size fits all (baby to adult). You can also wear the clip flowers alone as a barrette. I can sell single or as a gift set.

Okay, these are not "great" or "fun" They are just large and....floral. There are some things that simply do not need to be decorated and I firmly believe baby heads fall into this category.

DERK HANSEN PLATE "TIMBER WOLF AND HARE" EYES OF THE WILD * 1987 - $20

2008-12-12T22:10:00.001-08:00

theAd>> This is a brand new Derk Hansen Plate "Eyes of the Wild, I had in the closet, its dated 1987 numbered 9874 has certificate, and box great gift for the holidays coming up. Brand new.

21 years old is not new, it is not antique...It is just old. Being in a box does not make it new.

Do you think this is a great gift because in 1987, when you were going through you "Lone Wolf" phase, your mom bought this on QVC and you thought it was a great gift? Then you met the woman who would become your wife [ending the "lone wolf" nonsense]. She laughed at your plate, called it lame and prompted you to put it in the closet until now. I see two options. Take it down to your beige office cube, hang it proudly and take back your identity or...donate that hideous plate and thank your wife for saving you from your horrible taste.

I suggest the latter.

Monterey Aquarium Sea Otter stuffy-NEW $20

2008-12-12T21:54:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Great Christmas gift--looks real! tags still on. Must sell or wouldn't. Other new toys and v-teck things. feel free to enquire.

Seriously creepy otter [not something I though possible] It looks real, like I'll come home and he'll be wearing by bathrobe and drinking my Scotch. I hate when stuffies do that...right.

HOLY OG WATCH - $25

2008-12-12T21:20:00.000-08:00

theAd>>WOW THIS WATCH HAS THE WHOLE TEN COMANDMENTS SCROLLED ACROSS THE BAND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PIECE FEATURING ANALOG QUARTZ MOVEMENT STERLING SILVER FACE & BAND CUSTOM INSCRIBED WITH ALL TEN COMANDMENTS AVON QUALITY! THIS WATCH WILL MAKE A GREAT GIFT FOR THAT SOMEONE SPECIAL LET US NOT FORGET THE 11TH COMANDMENT I ONLY HAVE 2 OF THESE BABYS AVAILABLE HE OR SHE WHO COMETH FIRST SHALL RECEIVE ITH THY HOLY TREASURE READY FOR THY HOLIDAYS!

"AVON QUALITY!" Is that a good thing? At least it wasn't given to your Grandma by Moses on her birthday! [old post]

GREAT GIFT***CATCH-ALL FLOOR MATS 97-03 Ford F150, Gray.(NEW) - $50

2008-12-12T20:38:00.001-08:00

theAdd>>Nifty NPI Catch All Contoured Carpeted Floor Mats with rubber bottom, 97-03 Ford F150, Gray. NEW, in box, NEVER USED. Retail price is $129. GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFT. Catches spills, these will hold about a gallon of water. Can be hosed off easily. $50.

Great gift if you know someone has this particular kind of truck, spills huge amounts of liquid AND likes really crappy gifts.

The Addams Family Pinball Machine ~ Super Game

2008-12-12T20:32:00.001-08:00

theAd>>Shopped. Great Christmas gift.

Sure, give the gift of "in my f#%^&* way!" ... I hate giant gifts!

Plus.... Nothing says "holiday" like the Addams Family. In Fact, I think they could do an Anti-Christ-mas special. Maybe a variety type thing. Get Marilyn Manson to sing a few of the standard. In fact why not Charles Manson. Really, what a dumb gift!

MIM Fender Jazz Bass Deluxe Custom - $250

2008-12-12T20:21:00.000-08:00

theAd>>I have a MIM Fender Jazz Bass Deluxe Custom for sale. Red PG on Flat black body. Ashtray and pickup cover. Active Preamp. NEW DR Red Devil Strings Medium Gauge. Betty Page on the back.

When I leave this life, I would like to think that at least one guy in this world has a sexy picture of me plastered on the back of his guitar. RIP: Betty Page April 22, 1923-December 12, 2008

Ve-r-r-r-r-r-y Interesting Gift - $5 (from Outer Space?)

2008-12-02T23:24:00.000-08:00

theAd>>This is a completely new idea to replace or supplement a birthday or greeting card. Developed at Princeton University by Nobel prize-winning physicist Richard Feynman. We call it the Amazing UFO(Unidentified Folding Object)GENIUS STIMULATOR. Two(2) 6"x15" easy-fold cardboard models per package: one rainbow PLUS one color-it-yourself that fold into 6" rings which miraculously rotate inside out and defy logic. $4.99 per package(plus $1 shipping). Remember the joy of coloring?

I can only imagine the joy on the young faces of my nieces and nephews when I "supplement" their cards with a genius stimulator rather than that same old $2o. I am sure they will call me some Ve-r-r-r-r-r-y Interesting names.

Oh, and Richard Feynman died in 1988 so I am not sure how new this idea is. He did help work on the atomic bomb, an unidentified falling object.

Dark Angel, Free Flow autococker, black magic autococker

2008-12-01T07:25:00.000-08:00

theAd>> Dark Angel,Free Flow Auto Cocker and Black Magic autococker FOR SALE!!Dark Angel,Free Flow Auto Cocker and Black Magic autococker FOR SALE!!I have 3 paintball markers for sale all in great condition!!!

I guess these are paintball guns.....Imagine my disappointment.

bad ass ink tattoo services for trade

2008-12-01T07:08:00.000-08:00

theAd>> If you want someone to cater to the creative and unique side of your tattoo along with hospital quality sterilization contact me. Do you care about the quality of the work that is going on you? Do you feel that the tattoo artist should be able to draw your tattoo thus showing the skills necessary to tattoo it. Do you believe that when you are going to someone to have them put a design on your body for life that they treat you with respect and have the skills to complete the job.....? well so do I.
I believe that getting a unique custom tattoo that speaks for you and has personal meaning is worth the time and money that goes into your award winning artwork

What I am looking for..../..../..../
HP pivillion dv9000 17 inch laptop
macbook pro 15 or 17 inch laptop (intel core Duo processor)
22 or 24 inch rims for a 2004 ford truck
17 inch or larger wall mount computer monitor with tv hook up.
a real nice bedroom set or/and a nice armwore

t-shirts made from my design. business cards

canon rebel XTi rebel camera with lenses.
Large plasme TV
wedding or enguagement rings GOLD with reciept

golf cart

apple cinema display 20 or 23 inch
flat screen for wall to play movies or large flat screen TV

desert eagle or 50, 45,40 cal hand gun

When you see a guy, in a golf cart, with his fiance', brandishing a gun DO NOT stop to ask him how he feels about the art of tattooing. Cause this guy will not shut UP! Sure having all three of your legs covered in Templar Knights says a little something about you. I just don't know what.

Oh and how many TV and computers do you need? I guess you'll an extra want to watch from the "real nice" bedroom set with your "Armwore" [BTW, I find that term degrading]

Cage + birds, great X-mas gift, adoption fee - $25

2008-11-27T11:57:00.001-08:00

theAd>> 3 Zebra finches + cool cage with extras. Great Christmas gift!

Okay folks, it is NEVER cool to give a pet as a gift...ever. 3 pets...even worse. 3 pets that with never, ever be potty trained [or quiet] is simply unforgivable.

And as for the "cool cage"...please clean up the "extras"

ROLEX - $8000

2008-11-22T10:46:00.000-08:00

theAd>>GRANDMAS WATCH MUST SELL,GIVEN TO HER BY AL CAPONE FOR HER BIRTHDAY IN CHICAGO IN 1930S WILL TAKE OFFERS

I would like to offer to take a picture of Grandma's watch with your camera's focus and close-up features enabled.

Or we could use my camera, it was given to my Grandma by Paul Bunyan at a party for Babe, [his giant blue ox]..If you know what I mean.

1 NEW Magnetic Credit Card Tobacco Pipe. Easy Cleaning

2008-11-22T10:38:00.000-08:00

theAd>>> one credit card pipe Metal credit card pipe. Comes apart for easy cleaning. Very thin, fits in any wallet Buyer must be 18 or older. NO SALES TO MINORS

I know what a Credit Card is.

I know what a Magnet is.

I know what a Pipe is.

WTF?

I don't know what this is. I am not sure why you won't sell it to minors. It seems like it might be handy to have something small like this in the mines.

chair - $2

2008-11-22T10:34:00.000-08:00

theAd>>I have owned it for a year and half.

Where does the time go?

HOMOEROTIC BRONZE SCULPTURE

2008-11-20T16:34:00.000-08:00

theAd>> Title: "DRAW" signed and numbered by artist: WIM GRIFFITH

Bronze on marble base
Height: 25.5"

If this hunky, hairy-chested cowboy doesn't kill you with his fast draw, he'll kill you with his good looks. You may think you can beat him, but watch out, for this maverick spends every spare minute practicing in front of the mirror, just as he has been captured in this unique bronze (ONLY 1 CASTING).

With his feet are planted firmly beneath him, his hand is poised over the grip of his Peacemaker Colt 45 with an eight-inch barrel. His eyes are determined; his jaw is set. You might as well surrender and give him what he wants. If you wait until this leather pounder says, "Draw!" it will be too late.

"DRAW!" Sorry, greenhorn, too late.

Um .... I am speechless.

1974 ford pinto $800 bucks - $800

2008-11-19T14:26:00.000-08:00

theAd>> I've got a 1974 ford pinto station wagon for sale. I just put in a new head so it runs tits! 74 means no smog! Currently registered pink slip in my hand. I need the money to pay the rent i just quite my job. seatbelt is stuck, automatic transmission. Lights blinkers everything works, Awooga horn! Its a 4 cylinder, its not fast dont expect it to be, gets decent gas mileage. The scrapyard will give me $800 dollars for it but i hate to crush a pinto (i'm a huge fan of these little things.) So $800 and you can drive this beuty home.
Its brown. $800 aint a bad deal for a car that runs perfect and is smog exempt, plust the scrapyard will gimme $800 bucks so dont offer me 700.
this thing is the shit though really. gimme a call give it a test drive!

I wonder how much the scrapyard would give you for it. I know you don't want to crush it. You should be careful. They crushed all those cars that ran electric. I can only imagine what they will do when they find out this one runs tits.

Lawn Geese - Concrete and Plasticand

2008-11-19T13:59:00.000-08:00

theAd>> Having trouble finding Concrete & Plastic Lawn Geese?
We carry FULL-LINE OF Concrete Geese and outfits for all sizes. Extra-Small (9")- $12.00, Small (14")- $15.00, Medium (19")- $25.00, Large (24")- $40.00, Extra Large (29") - $50.00 and even the Large Plastic Goose - $25.00.
We are "Gifts & More Crafts Galore"

WONDERFUL!!!!
I can NEVER find clothes to fit my "husky" plastic goose. And my petite concrete goose...well forget about it. Flossy, that's her name, needed a raincoat last spring and every single one I bought her was just too long. I know you can have them shortened but they just don't seem to hang right afterward. You know what I mean.

Plus your prices are waaaaaay better than "Crap & Geese 'n Stuff" [And between you and me, the folks there are a little odd]

Elk Head mounted - $999

2008-11-17T14:22:00.000-08:00

theAd>> I an selling an Elk head that is mounted from March 1977. Call if you would like pictures.

If you have more pictures, can I assume this was the best one!?

Is there no end to the creepy mounted stuff for sale? I keep thinking that I have posted my last mount but I just can't stop!

This one doubles as a nifty tool to remove unsightly acoustical ceiling tiles.

Although, I think that you should leave the sound-proofing in that porn studio, especially with that wood paneling. Sound travels.

Could you include some useful info, like dimensions [as you might remember this is an ongoing problem with mounts]. Knowing what month it was mounted in is... oh, what is the word....lame or weird ...no, no I got it, DUMB!

canoe beer tap handle - $30

2008-11-17T14:17:00.001-08:00

theAd>> bet you don t have this one in your collection.$30

Nope.

More from the Debster!

R C ICE COOLER - $150

2008-11-17T13:56:00.000-08:00

theAd>> ICE COOLER BRAND NEW NVER USED STILL HAVE ORGINAL RECIEPT

I clearly must not understand the definition of "NEW" and "NVER" is completely foreign.

Let's try that again.

Should Read>> Charming, Vintage Ice Cooler, with a lovely patina of age. I have the original documents of purchase.

See how much better it is when you stop shouting and LYING! Plus the spell check didn't hurt. [It's still a bit spendy]

Phone - M&M Studio Phone - $25

2008-11-15T19:04:00.001-08:00

theAd>> Colorful phone features, animated movement, 30 second sound chip and light effect triggered by incoming call. Red character will move from side to side, Green, Yellow and Blue will rise from the film cans and bow to the audience. Light in the globe will light up and the "M&M's" STUDIO disc will rotate clockwise.
Features:
Sound chip & light effect triggered by in-coming calls
Demo button [Cause you want to feel the magic any old time]
Buzzer / animation / off selectable [Buzz is right]
Receiver volume HI/Lo control [Mostly HI]
Ringer volume Hi/Lo control
Tone/Pulse switchable
Flash/Redial buttons [AKA the Flash Back button]

Great news! Spend $25 and you will never have to buy acid again. It's more than a phone, it's an investment.

San Diego Chargers SUNGLASSES ! ! - $6

2008-11-15T18:44:00.000-08:00

theAd>> San Diego Chargers SUNGLASSES ! !

San Diego Chargers novelty SUNGLASSES ! ! !
Show your Charger pride. Wear them, put them on your hat or hang them off your rear view mirror.
$6.- each. We have many !! call xxx-xxxx or come by Optical Studio

First let me translate this Ad. Optical Studio sells these sh@$#y glasses for 6 bucks. They are so ugly that they have offered you two alternatives to actually placing them on your face.

Show your chargers pride AND drive the Ladies Wild! That is why there running, right, they are WILD!?

Bahamas Ocean Snail Shell: $20.00

2008-11-14T22:08:00.001-08:00

theAd>> Beautiful Ocean Snail Shell from the waters of the Bahamas. Highly polished and delicate. 5" long and 4" wide. These go for up to $50.00 in a novelty store.

If by "novelty store" you mean a place for foolish tourists who are too drunk to understand the exchange rate, yeah. But they go for 5 Bucks at regular non-idiot stores. So $20 seems a bit steep. You might want to offer any prospective buyers lots of fruity rum drinks while they are looking at your dumb, delicate and highly polished shell.

100% real nature stone!! Unique !!! - $10000

2008-11-14T21:44:00.000-08:00

theAd>> this is the only piece of stone on earth! from China. it is not a painting !! We are saling 100% real nature stone, factry in Chian. we will have all product pic on line in a month!! soon! every piece stone is real and only one on earth!! we can ship it to you if you love it!!

Um, I don't know how to tell you this. Every Continent on earth has stone. Although they don't all look like a big booger.

I am not sure why you need a "facrty in Chian" if the stone is all natural. What's it cost to ship a Giant rock from Chian, you know, if you love it? Cause really, who doesn't love a big, heavy, all natural nose monster?

$$$ low price for skirt&dress$$$ - $299

2008-11-14T21:26:00.000-08:00

theAd>> new!!! new!!!

10 short dress 11 short skirts 2 long dress 100 ways to wear it all in 1 piece all for 299$

I wish I had paid more attention in algebra. (10+11+2=1)$$$ - $299. That must be a low price in that "new!!! new!!!" math.

Skittles Novelty Taste The Rainbow Adult Black Jacket - $1

2008-11-14T21:08:00.001-08:00

theAd>> I bought this jacket on impulse in Orlando on Oct 16th of this year and have no need for it. It is NEW, I do however need the money I payed $180 for it it’s stitched and hard to find. It is a Large and would be a great Xmas present to anyone that likes NASCAR or a colorful expensive looking novelty jacket. In addition the one time I wore it kept me very warm one of a kind can’t be found very easy and nowhere in Saint Louis I am selling for best offer would at least like to get $125 though I need the money for bills.

What large adult male wants a "colorful expensive looking novelty Jacket"? Apparently not even the one who bought it.

Let me make this clear. this jacket was expensive, HOWEVER, it is NOT expensive looking.

Once the seasick feeling from your strange and confusing punctuation subsided I realize that you are just an idiot. No straight man would wear a "taste the rainbow" jacket for fear of an ass whooping and no gay man would wear it because it is warthog ugly. I think think the jacket can only be described as forever yours.

Vintage Swan Misical Snow Globe - $20

2008-11-14T21:00:00.000-08:00

theAd>> 6 1/2" tall. Mint condition Plays, "You Are So Beautiful To Me"

As it focuses the sunlight and slowly lights fire to the wood paneling and burns down the crappy old cabin your Grampy left you, so you can collect the insurance money and buy a nice loft downtown....Beautiful.

Gigantic Buffalo Head! - $1200

2008-11-13T19:09:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Gigantic Buffalo head! This is 100% real and hunted! $1200 obo. Buffalo head located Southwest for pickup! Mail me for more any other questions/details.

Weird, on my screen it looks like it is located northeast. I'm not good with direction.

Most of the time I like to use a dollar bill to provide scale to an object since people actually know how big that is. Or sometimes I use actual quantifiable measurements like feet and inches. If you would please let me know how tall a fake, un-hunted turkey is I use that from now on. I think I am about 2 turkey 3 inches tall.

Rare Iraqi Freedom Sock - $10

2008-11-13T18:54:00.000-08:00

One of a kind holey sock worn by Iraqi Freedom veteran. Been in multiple locations including: Iraq, Kuwait, Qatar, Egypt, Mozambique, Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, and Texas. I saw barrack Obama with this sock! Back when he was running for president! (Beat that!)

You could have made my day by having said "beat that, darn it!" Cause I want to do both!
If you are having trouble keeping you sock up check out THIS

And yeah, wow "Texas" that's BIG.

From our very own Debogast!

Couture Wedding Gown Sz. 10-16 VERY VINTAGE - $850

2008-11-11T17:31:00.000-08:00

This vintage, mermaid style dress is a discontinued Alyce gown. [Uh, YES!]

It is made of Taffeta and Battenberg Lace, very unique. [that's why!]
It reminds me of an old Hollywood style. [Hollywood Florida...maybe]
It has a matching Battenberg lace jacket that is optional. [OPT OUT!]

I wore it at my wedding October 25th this year. [We didn't want to tell you. There was a terrible accident and you were in a coma for 20 years. It's not 1988]

Original price I paid for the dress was 1,600.00 dollars at Wedding Wonderland in Knoxville TN (I have receipts). [Wedding Wonderland!]

The size of the dress will fit between a 10 and size 16 (Dress is sized very strangely.) [What? These sizes are miles apart. Let me guess. You are a size 16 but the dress says 10. That's the real magic of Wedding Wonderland]

The gown is in excellent condition besides needing to be re-cleaned and pressed. [seriously, cough up the coin and have it cleaned.]

I wore it with a birdcage veil and red vintage heels. [good distraction tactic]

You have to try it on! [Yeah, since we don't know if it's 10 or a 16]

I would say to head on down to your local wedding wonderland. It is your special day. Don't you want your very own out of date, ugly, mis-sized but clean dress?

BARACK OBAMA - ORIGINAL OIL ON CANVAS PAINTING - $850

2008-11-11T17:27:00.000-08:00

theAd>>FOR SALE IS AN ORIGINAL OIL ON CANVAS PAINTING OF PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA. THIS IS AN ORIGINAL, NOT A CANVAS REPRINT!!! I AM AN EMERGING ARTIST FROM NEW YORK CITY, OFFERING ONE OF MY ORIGINALS FOR A GREAT PRICE! THE PAINTING WILL BE SOLD WITH AN ORIGINAL CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY, PLEASE. THANKS!

NO WE CAN"T!

NATIVE AMERICAN OIL ON CANVAS PAINTING MAKE OFFER - $1

2008-11-11T17:07:00.000-08:00

theAd>>WE'R SELLING A BEAUTIFUL ORIGINAL OIL PAINTING BY CRAIG J WILLOVER. IT IS WITH OUT A FRAME. THATS GOOD BECAUSE YOU CAN PUT IT IN ANY FRAME YOU WOULD LIKE. THE PAINTING IS 16" X 33"

"WE'R" is that a native America word? I was confused by this painting at first. I thought it was a jar with a painting but then realized it is a painting of a jar with a painting of nature leaking out the side while steaming out the top. Oh yeah, that makes more sense. It really underscores how deep the native American culture is. Not to mention just how green their apples are. Jars, blankets, nature's majesty, dream catchers and apples [?] it really captures all things mysterious and native American.....too bad you took a picture of it, cause now it doesn't have a soul. Who what's a soulless painting? Duh

1950 PHOTO PONY - $2500

2008-11-11T16:40:00.000-08:00

theAd>>I have for sale a 1950 Pony that was used for photos. It is approx 4 ft tall and it is ONE OF A KIND. Call me for an appointment, Jim

Jim you left out a few important details, like it's the creepiest freaking thing EVER!

"MOMMY, I WANT A PONY!"
"I know Jimmy, but mommy has a pony allergy"
I don't CARE, I WANT A PONY!"
Ok Jimmy, Mommy found you a pony. [REEEET REEEET REEEET]

Male Nude Bronze Statue Sculpture of Greek God of Wine Bacchus - $8999

2008-11-11T16:16:00.000-08:00

theAd>>Bacchus II by Lorenzo Ghiglieri
Dimensions: H: 40” x W: 26” x D: 19”

This sculpture is an original limited edition bronze sculpture, signed (base), dated 1999 (base), the full work, in good condition. The sculpture comes with Certificate of Authenticity, Deed of Ownership and a full Appraisal Report. The certificate of authenticity was signed by the artist, Mr. Lorenzo Ghiglieri while the appraisal was conducted by Mr. Edward N. Okil of National Institute of Appraisers.

The appraisal report dated January 10, 2000 had an appraised value of Thirty Six Thousand Eight Hundres US Dollars ($36,800.00). An updated appraisal report can be obtained from National Institute of Appraisers.

This sculpture has raised the bar on how I want all of my Italian waiters to inspect my olives!

It is so refreshing when a man is finally reduced to a set of numbers.
H: 40” [height]
W: 26” [weight, metric?]
D: 19” [ya know, wink, wink]

And I will say it looks like "the full works, in good condition"

Side note for you MBA types: I went to the National Institute of Appraisers and discovered the best business plan EVER! The higher the appraisal....the more they charge. It is simply brilliant. Link If I was an appraiser everything would be worth a cool million, fo sho!

Garter Set Marine Corps USMC - $15

2008-11-10T17:07:00.000-08:00

theAd>> Two Garters: A camo USMC one to keep and a white one "throw away" They are new, never been worn. $15 for the set.

I'm not asking if you're not telling.

Now first off, I would keep the white one and throw the other one away. But keep them both. I prefer matching my garters [much like socks] but practicality dictates a need for two. What marine is gonin' out on a hike with just the one silk stocking? Sheesh.

I do find the camo confusing. Honestly, are you going be in the jungle and a one inch strip of your thigh is the thing that gives you away. When would that happen?

LONGHORN MOUNTS

2008-11-09T15:33:00.000-08:00

theAd>>I have 2 longhorn mounts - one brown and white and one black. I have been asking $1500 each but need to sell these.

Where on earth are you photographing these? In your weird crap-a-torium?!

You know those dreams where you are falling and random items are flying past you...is that your garage?

Really....so creepy and 1500? Which is it, are you asking 1500 or do you need to sell them. Cause I don't see both happening.

ART WAITING TO HAPPEN - $20

2008-11-09T15:28:00.000-08:00

theAd>> I am an area artist that does special pieces for homes, offices, businesses. I am waiting to hear from you.

Keep waiting ..and waiting

MTB Ballistic Titanium Stem - $75

2008-11-09T15:18:00.000-08:00

theAd>> This Ballistic Titanium Stem is really light.

It weighs less than 114 grams!

Specs:
1 1/8" [Standard Measurement]
110mm [Metric Measurement]
0 deg [Complete Nonsense Measurement]

The bolt heads look ugly, but they are not stripped

Once again, I have NO idea what this is! Why would you say "less than 114 grams"? Why not say it is 110 or 113 grams? How many grams is it? Is that light? Hard for me to say since I don't know what it is for.

cat pictures large n small for sale - $5

2008-11-07T18:28:00.001-08:00

theAd>>small frames only $5 each or all 4 for $15. large frame $10.

Do you wonder what the guy did with the girlfriend these used to belong to? How do I know it is a guy selling them? The title should read "willy, willy, wubable kitty pictures"

I think she is buried in the backyard with Mr. Fluffy Stuff.

Nearly New Maytag Biscuit Refrigerator 26.8 CF Side by side - $595

2008-11-07T18:05:00.000-08:00

theAd>> Nearly new Maytag refrigerator. Unique wide by side design allows for wider items in both freezer and refrigeraot. 26.8 cubic feet in volume; Width 35 3/4 inches; Depth 33 1/2 inches. Water and ice in door.

WOW! Someone eats WAY more biscuits than I do. You may want to even consider it a problem if you need a whole fridge for them. Mine fit in the regular fridge with the other items. It is good there is Ice water in the door. Sometimes biscuits are dry. Cold milk in the door would be better and maybe hot gravy. Yeah. I don't want your silly biscuit fridge unless it has a gravy dispenser.

I know I am glad I held out for the nacho cheese pump on my chip silo.

Unique Vintage Colorful Wooden Pull Toy - $10

2008-11-06T22:47:00.001-08:00

theAd>>This is at least 30 years old, shows some wear as it has been played with over the years by my kids and then grandkids. As the toy is pulled the top spins and hits the bell with a metal piece that makes the bell ring after going through one whole spin. The wooden "flowers" are suspended by coiled wires that make them wiggle as the toy is pulled.

News flash. You buy your kids toys to keep them occupied so you can have a moment of peace. I do not see how this jiggling, dinging and beltching lead paint and mushroom cocktail really fits the bill. Sooooo.. let your kid cry. It's less annoying and you save ten bucks.

White Faux Fur Leg Warmers/ Boot Covers! - $30

2008-11-06T22:29:00.000-08:00

theAd>>I have a pair of Brand NEW white faux- fur leg warmers/ boot covers for sale. These have never been worn except for the picture.

They are generally one- size- fits- all, as they have an elastic band to insure they don't slip down. They are large enough at the bottom to cover most boots.

They are a ton of fun for costumes, parties, dancers, or anyone with a unique sense of style. These leg warmers draw attention!

They are hand- made, and I can also take custom orders for special sizes and other colors. :)

Really. This can not be the original purpose for these. Did ya F@$% up the Christmas tree skirts you were making for your family? Or seriously, how bad are your cankles?

Something tells me you and the hubby might be playing a little Clydesdale and Bud Wagon...if ya know what I mean.

"They are a ton of fun for costumes [NO], parties [NO], dancers [EXOTIC!], or anyone with a unique [HORRIBLE and CONFUSING] sense of style. These leg warmers draw attention! [yeah that is probably true]"

" They are hand- made [really, no sign of mass production on the horizon? hmm], and I can also take custom orders for special sizes [dear god] and other colors [oh yes, a bright color could draw more attention!]. :) [stop smiling, your'e dumb]"

tatting shuttle heavy celluloid ivory color - $25

2008-11-05T20:41:00.000-08:00

theAd>>a very nice tatting shuttle. it is heavy celluloid & ivory color. it is 3in long.

That is the nicest Tatting Shuttle I have ever seen. You want a good heavy one, too. And the 3 inch compact size is great! WOW that is soooome tatting shuttle.

From the Amazing Debogast

street fighter figures - $1

2008-11-05T20:21:00.000-08:00

theAd>>random collectibles, dont use them anymore

Okay, a couple of things to point out here.

1. Random implies a lack of commonality. I think if you look very closely, you will see a pattern. The odds of a collection randomly consisting of only scantily clad, busty, female figures is pretty slim.

2. I am torn. While I am thrilled that you don't "use them anymore" I am concerned, appalled, confused [I can't pick the right word] that you "used" them in the first place.

Here is my suggestion. Put the little ladies in a paper bag, go up stairs [I assume you live in a basement], sneak past your mom [I assume you live at home] take them out to the trash and push them to the bottom. You don't want your parents finding them. Adding to the disappointment that you have been to them is just cruel.

Don't ya feel better? Sure ya do! Now put on that paper hat and get to work.

OBAMA FACE METEORITE FROM IRAN - $100000

2008-11-05T20:15:00.000-08:00

theAD>>PLEASE SEE LINK BELOW ON HOW TO SEE AND PURCHASE RARE BARACK OBAMA FACE METEORITE:

I actually don't know what to say....except WTF?

ATTENTION!! ------priceless collectables!!!______ - $10000

2008-11-04T12:41:00.000-08:00

theAd>> here's a powerpoint
what im selling:

-pebbles(polished)=5-100 dollars

-pencils (many sizes,one from 1996!)=5-100 dollars

-rare pennies (one from 1909, one from 1943 and its silver!!) 1-5 dollars

-voodoo/black magic clock!!! (it is really haunted!) -20 dollars

-fart jar collection

You know, I used to think that priceless and worthless meant the same thing too.....they don't

If you have to leave out one picture why, oh why the fart jars?

Found by the amazing debogast

Metal Trash Can - $10

2008-11-04T11:46:00.000-08:00

theAd>> Metal Trash Can
$10.00
Great condition

That is nice. Why would you no longer need a trash can? Just stopped producing trash? Upgrading? I have never even had the inkling of the thought to sell a trash can. I just love a mystery.

Unique Crocodile Head Decorative Bottle - $32

2008-11-03T16:51:00.000-08:00

theAd>> Unique Crocodile head decorative bottle. I don't know who made this bottle but I do know that the heads are real Croc. heads! The bottle looks like any ordinary wine or champagne bottle that someone applied plaster to and mounted three, baby Crocodile heads so.

"so" the next time you are sittin around with a wine bottle, some plaster, a few croc heads and a BIG bag o'meth I think I have a project for you. Martha would be proud.

Found by the amazing Debogast

Old origional howdy doody doll.

2008-11-03T16:42:00.000-08:00

theAd>> We have a good all origional howdy doody doll. He needs one of his hands sewn back on and a leg. Still in good shape at least all of the real important parts that couldn't be replaced.

I'm having day-mares!

Found by the amazing Debogast

paper money - $1

2008-11-03T16:14:00.000-08:00

theAd>>
$1 - 1935F $2 - 1963, 1976 x 11 $20 - 1969, 1963A $50 - 1963A x 2

Sure, I will give you a dollar. I might even give you 373 of them. At that rate I could just go to the bank and get $373 and keep it.

Now, throw in that sweet plywood display table and we got a deal!

Found by the amazing Debogast

LARGE ADULT DIAPERS - $15

2008-11-03T13:04:00.000-08:00

theAd>> I HAVE A BOX FULL OF LARGE ADULT DIAPERS ASKIN 15.00 FOR A PACK OF 10 OR 12 DIAPERS NEEDS TO GO...

You did not say "NEEDS TO GO...."!

FLOWER HAIR CLIPS AND BOW Clips. Custom. Unique.

2008-11-03T08:52:00.001-08:00

theAd>> I make flower hair clips + Bow clips. Email me for q's,make a custom order (want a purple or red glitter flower clip?), etc.The flower clips take 2-3 days to make depending on how busy I am.Glitter Flower:$10.95.

Q. "(want a purple or red glitter flower clip?)"
A. NO

Why? Cause "glitter is the herpes of craft products" [Dimitri Martin]. I would be picking glitter out of the nooks and crannys for the rest of my life.

I do appreciate the truth in advertising. It states "Unique" and "Custom" I believe these statements to be accurate. Best in this case to stay away from words like attractive and desirable. It is neither.

Collectible Dolls For Sale! - $50

2008-11-02T09:11:00.000-08:00

theAd>> I have nine collectible dolls for sale that were my mothers, but have been passed down to me. These dolls sell for hundreds of dollars originally and each one is know to go up in price considerably.

I don't know about you but I would be straight up bitter if my mom left me a pile of creepy ass dolls instead of money. If they sold for hundreds originally and are known to go up in value....why are you selling them for a fitty?

Although, I guess, compared to the current situation in the stock market these are not doing badly. Maybe if I get all 9 and they "go up in price" as they are "known" to do I may be able to retire some day. More than I can say for my 401k, yeah okay, I'll take them.

NEW Peach Wall Wicker BASKET Accent Decoration * Silk Flowers * - $4

2008-11-02T08:52:00.000-08:00

theAd>> New Summer Peach Wall Wicker Basket Decoration with Peach Silk Flowers, Peach Ribbon around Wicker Handle, Dried Flowers inside Wicker Basket, Ivory Lace Bows. I bought New & didn't use; you just hang anywhere on a wall to brighten up the room as a accent piece. Measures Width 12", Length 14".

keywords>> Beach, Picture, Painting, Home Accent, Scented Candles, Holder, Metal, Chrome, Stainless, Hanging Basket, Wedding Present, Bridesmaid, Gift, Figurine, Doll

NEW? Someone is still producing these? Peach and Ivory, huh? I see them poised for a comeback. After reading the list of ingredients it appears that this basket is biodegradable and safe to throw away. hint, hint.

Please do not do as the keywords suggest and use this as a wedding gift.

Strange metal frame good for shipping something - $10

2008-11-01T12:37:00.000-07:00

theAd>> I have this metal frame on a palette. It was for when something was shipped to me. So it would be good if you want to ship something across the country and wanted it protected.

Its about 2 feet by 3 feet by 3 feet tall. The frame is metal.

Something? What something. Just tell us what you used it for. I know I would feel better.

sick ass TL1000 Gorgeous and fast as hell! - $3500

2008-11-01T09:30:00.000-07:00

theAd>> This is one sick ass bike. Titanium all over the motor!. ....the bike sounds like a mean ass drag bike. She has been raised in the rear subframe to accomodate me, I am 6.1, 195 ilbs. The bike was previously owned by a ROCKSTAR Drink Co. exec. and was at the track killing other bikes. Awesome compression. TOO MUCH TO MENTION!!!!!!!!This bike will smoke anything. The bike has never been dumped and has a CLEAN TITLE!!!
the bad:
Nothing....the paint is fading on the rear. I get a drop of oil every few days.

I don't think I would be interested until the "Ass Sickness" clears up. I have a couple of kids and dogs, I have not found a sick ass to be a good ass.

I think you should look into the your Bike's willingness to "Smoke Anything" this is probably what is leading to the risky behavior, causing Ass Sickness and possibly the drops of oil.

If she "sounds like a mean ass drag bike." She may not be a "real" girl. Look under tranny in the owners manual.

My main concern, of course, is that your bike is "killing other bikes". I think you need intervention. I see a need for professional help.

I see a bike with a huge ego and low self esteem. Probably from "never having been dumped".

Good luck

Gingerbread Men Tree Ornaments - $5

2008-10-31T10:45:00.000-07:00

theAd>> These are hand made. With a real ginger cookie for the head.Sold as a set of 2. I have lots of sets. Cash Only. You need to pick up.

NO on Prop 8! These two deserve to be happy and have all the rights that other cookies have. They are not hurting anyone. They are certainly not tearing apart the fabric of the American Family. Sheesh.

Found by Barbie Dee

Sassy Black sandal- $15

2008-10-30T08:19:00.001-07:00

theAd>> Womens unique strappy sandal platform heel with a sexy snake skin pattern adding a great curve to the shape of your feet! Perfect for any event! Dress up for a steamy hot date or just a night out with the girls. Fun and Flirty!

How much for two...since i have two feet and all.

Oh yeah....this little thing right here , is called a comma. Just a thought.

95 Toyota 4Runner - $3350

2008-10-29T15:21:00.000-07:00

theAd>> Great condt, 2 wheel drive, power windows, door locks, mirrors, 160k

First, Craig provide enough space to avoid that particular abbreviation of the word condition.

Second, WTF...THAT'S A CHAIR! No doors hence no locks [power or other wise] No wheels ergo no 2 OR 4 wheel drive.

Having noted all this I will say it does appear to be in Great condt.

Sent in by theAceHole

Man's Painted Shoes One-of -a kind! Colorful-Collector's item! - $49

2008-10-29T09:40:00.000-07:00

theAd>> These are a pair of totally unique, "far out" leather shoes with snake skin trim in the back. The bottom sole is made of rubber. They are very colorful and have a tropical design of a palm tree and sunset on each front tip. Definitely eye catching. A conversation piece. Comfortable to wear. Artistic. A collector's item! I only wore them a couple of times, so they are practically new. Size: 8 for man. I paid $150 when new.

I think we all commend the optimism it takes to post these for sale.

However.

Here are the two things you really need to do.

1. Put them in a bag. Take them to a local thrift store. Hand them to the donation taker. Turn and run. Don't look back even if she is yelling "SIR, SIR we can't take these they are too ugly!"
Do this TODAY! Halloween is Friday and that is the only way you could donate them in good conscience.

2. Stop shopping while you are drunk.

VINTAGE GRIZZLY BEAR TAXIDERMY MOUNT

2008-10-28T08:41:00.000-07:00

theAD>> THIS MOUNT IS IN GOOD SOLID SHAPE FOR THE AGE. WILL DISPLAY WELL ANYWHERE. {SEE PHOTOS}
ASKING... $2800 WILL CONSIDER FAIR OFFERS

As a parent, I had never considered the addition of a ferocious beast in the "time-out" corner. I really appreciate the sellers photos displaying both the size/intimidation factor and the "kids eye view" I would like to know if it rolls so we can take it to Grandmas.

KIDS! Don't make me call Mr. Grizzly!

NB capris - $3

2008-10-28T08:24:00.001-07:00

theAd>> Charlotte Russe capris.. blue tiger print, very unique
size S
$3

You know that great feeling when you get a new pair of red, thong undies, the kind that say FOXY in rhinestones on the back? That feeling is lost if you don't have the purr-fect pair of pants for them to pop out the top of....BINGO!

Heavy Artsy Mirror with Paintbrush detail

2008-10-28T08:11:00.001-07:00

theAd>> I bought this at an auction and placed it on top of the 3 drawer dresser that I am also selling separately. It got alot of good praises as it is a very unique piece. I will be throwing in the same primary colors foldable coat hooks and a pencil design standing one(needs to be put together so its not pictured). Cash & Carry

Okay Cash & Carry [If those are your real names] Nobody cares where you got this monstrosity, what you did with it when it was in your home or what free crap you are trying to pawn off with it. The "praises" were a cover up for the look of shock and awe on the faces of the folks trying to understand why a grown-up had this over the dresser.

You need to donate this to a pre-school so it can scare children away from a dead-end art career like god intended.

Retro Wine Server - $53

2008-10-27T16:17:00.001-07:00

theAd>> Unique wine server. Beautiful teakwood circular platter with built-in cork coasters. One wine decanter, and two very delicate wine glasses. Also has a built in candle holder with frosted globe. Like new, never been used. Very unique. Great for display, or for a romatic encounter.

I know I am always wishing I could find a way to signal to my partner that it is time for a romantic encounter. "Hooooooooney, I lit the wine server" That should get somthin' started.

I DO question the wisdom of mixing drinking, fire and "two very delicate wine glasses" I guess the fun of having a couple of glasses of wine and trying to hit the little coasters while spinning the tray [I don't know if it spins, I am hopeful] makes the danger all worthwhile.